In New York it’s considered a crime not to cover every inch of Times Square in ads. Being the good samaritans that we are, we decided to utilize an unused LED sign above a Hilton to encourage locals and tourists alike to take a weekend trip.

Below are some lines I wrote pushing people to check out tourist attractions in cities like Chicago and Washington D.C.

Editor's Note: This was before the Cubs broke the 100 year curse of the Billy Goat. Nice job, guys.